spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

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laugh-addict:

when the teacher says pair up but no one likes u

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tupacabra:

“…and that’s my presentation.”

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causticgambler:

nayariverax:

remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT

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slydig:

slydig:

welcome to swaggie land

population: me

i lost 3 followers

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tennantgastic:

hardythehermitcrab:

who-lligan:

arrestingmyselfinthetardis:

spyrno:

tumblr is such a weird site think about it there are millions of people of all ages & races & backgrounds with millions of personalities & stories to tell but what brings us all together is a dancing alien gif

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sodamnrelatable:

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penis2bomb:

p1ssblog:

I want a list of everyone who has ever masturbated to me

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